Central Park Trashcans

Good day, Messrs Reekes and Canada:

In this season of giving, please consider our park: we understand that there is no budget for and a production stall in the creation of the superior ARB-approved trash cans. We know that we cannot have them at this time. We are willing to continue waiting. All we are asking for are a number of oil drums and black paint. Our neighbors are willing to supply the time and effort to paint them to make them look park-worthy.

Per your promise that we would have trashcans by August of 2006, please consider giving us the requested number of trashcans for Central Park in the year 2007. If not just for the improved sanitation of the park, please do it for us, the Poplar Lawn board members. At this point, we cannot look our neighbors in the eye, such is the humiliation of our task going unfulfilled.

May you have a prosperous new year filled with the riches deserving the generous of spirit and community recreation area sanitation devices.

All the best,
The Historic Poplar Lawn Board representing the increasingly savage and trashcan-hungry neighborhood of Poplar Lawn